The internet's favorite satirical document generator. Enter any name and instantly discover your totally fake presence in randomly generated declassified files. Flight logs, phone records, visitor logs, address book entries, wire transfers, correspondence, and more — all completely fabricated by a random number generator in your browser.
This is a parody website created for entertainment and humor. No real documents, no real data, no real accusations. Every single result is fake. Share with friends for maximum laughs.
Type any name into the search bar. Our "classified database" (a JavaScript random number generator) creates realistic-looking fake documents featuring that name. The documents include flight logs, phone records, visitor logs, contact book entries, financial records, meeting memos, and event guest lists. Everything is generated in your browser — nothing is stored or sent anywhere.
Is this real? No. Is any of this data real? No. Are the documents authentic? Absolutely not. Is my name really in the files? No, everyone's name appears because it's randomly generated. Is this website affiliated with any investigation? No. Do you store my searches? No, everything runs client-side.
73,000+ pages of sealed court documents. One search bar. Enter a name and see what comes up.
* This is a satirical website. All documents are randomly generated and completely fake.
Disclaimer & Terms of UseThis website is a work of satire, parody, and humor. It is intended solely for entertainment purposes. All content generated by this website, including but not limited to documents, names, dates, locations, flight logs, financial records, correspondence, and any other materials, is entirely fictional and randomly computer-generated.
This website does not access, contain, reference, or display any real government documents, court records, flight logs, financial records, or any other authentic materials. No actual databases are queried. There is no "classified database." The loading screen is fake. Everything you see is generated by a random number generator in your browser the moment you click search.
The results generated by this website are not intended to defame, harass, libel, or make any factual claim about any person, living or dead. Any name entered will always produce fake results — this is the joke. The appearance of any name in generated content does not imply any association, wrongdoing, or connection to any real person or event.
This website does not collect, store, or transmit any names entered or results generated. All content is generated entirely client-side in your browser and disappears when you close the page. We use Google Analytics to measure general site traffic (page views, referrers) but we do not track what names you search. We don't know what you typed and we don't want to know.
By using this website, you acknowledge that all generated content is fake and agree not to present any content from this site as real or factual. You agree not to use this website to harass, defame, or cause harm to any individual. Sharing results should be done in the clear context of humor and satire.
The creator(s) of this website shall not be held liable for any damages, claims, or consequences arising from the use or misuse of this website or its generated content. This website is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. Use it, laugh at it, send it to your friends — but don't be a dick about it.
This website constitutes protected speech under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution as a work of satire and parody. It is not affiliated with any government agency, law enforcement body, or legal proceeding.